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2019Thursda09/19
  • Blockbuster
    Blockbuster08Month28Day 14:44

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

    Why don't you speak

    Why don't you speak

  • Eternity
    Eternity08Month28Day 14:43

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

    Last night I work carrying the goddess marched along the mountain road,The goddess suddenly said:“Ask you a question,Stop the car,What is behind?”,I looked back at,Behind the dark,Also want to frighten me,I determined to accelerate to send her home。Today go to work early in the morning she sent me a started first,He isn't abandon me have no culture?

  • Ah
    Ah08Month28Day 14:41

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

    Dying disease was sitting up,Smile ask party a to where。

    Dying disease was sitting up,Smile ask party a to where。

  • fdm
    fdm08Month28Day 14:39

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

    We tried on the bed,Try on the chair,Try on the sofa,Try on the toilet,Also tried in the kitchen on the balcony,Even tried in the corridor,In the corridor,But how can again? Not even in the next doorwifi。

  • Wei
    Wei08Month28Day 14:37

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

    ibw-248

    ibw-248

  • R
    R06Month15Day 11:29

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

    1、Today the wife want to buy a sweeping robot is put forward,Be scold me!Doctrines,I really don't know to save money,Robot also sweep the floor,I don't?Still use to buy?


    2、The wife holding a mobile phone,On the phone measures the article said:“Men cheat for the three criteria,I ask you to answer。”

    I nodded。

    The wife ask:“The first,Recently bought his wife suddenly rose”I shook my head。

    The wife:“In the second,Suddenly like to cook for my wife”I shook his head again。

    The wife:“In the third,All of a sudden deliberately go home early,Accompany a wife to watch TV”I shook his head again。

    The wife read again:“If your husband more than three,Congratulations to you,Your husband must love you!”

    I:“I acutely!”


    3、In the morning to go out,My wife told me,Do in the evening one of my favorite cabbage pork dumplings。

    After I come home from work,The wife say:Go wash your hands to eat,Doughball soup is ready,Also add a lot of meat SaoZi!

    I know,Chinese cabbage pork dumplings,AgainTMAll boil off the skin。。。


    4、The wife to buy clothes again,I opened the closet,Confused the dress to her said:This dress is very expensive,How do not see you through?

    The wife:I am through,Shopping with his sister last year just wear this。

    I:Yo!!!You have a good memory。

    Her:This I only through a time of course。

    I。。。


    5、Today saw a woman in the street,Always feel,But always can't remember who he is?

    When I come home at night to see the wife,All of a sudden to react is his wife,She did not make up out in the morning!


  • ScatteredゆCherry blossomsゞ

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

    Something please leave a message

    Something please leave a message

  • Smile to bitch
    Smile to bitch06Month01Day 09:55

    I am who I am,Not the same as fireworks~

    The gum is strawberry taste?

    The gum is strawberry taste?

  • GuShu
    GuShu05Month03Day 11:11

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

      Children sitting at home for dinner。The cat walked over“Mimi”Call。The child threw a piece of meat to the cat,It ate,Again“Mimi”Call。

      The child threw a piece of it,It ate,Still“Mimi”Call。

      Child was angry,Stood up and said with a loud voice:“You sit on my seat,Let me mew,You gave me meat to eat!”

  • Joe The child
    Joe The child03Month29Day 10:55

    He is a little lazy,Nothing left

    1、The man in the world90%Played a plane,The rest10%Are all played the plane is not admitted!


    2、Man's bestTThe place is:His woman,Sleep was once or twice,Can't accept,Don't want to touch her,Have to divorce;A woman of others,Other people slept in hundreds of times,But don't abandon,Even when the divorce is going to marry her。


    3、The love is,There is no better choice that I accompany you to the glebe's old。


    4、Isn't there is a woman behind every successful man,Most successful man, there is no woman before success。


    5、Have a love called you every day thinking about how to be with her,And every day thinking about how can she at enmity with you together!


    6、Find the object after must be better for her,Don't bully her、Hurt her、Had failed her,After all, she has been blind。


    7、A man is the highest state of love you,In addition to the night,At other times when your daughter;Don't love your man,In addition to the night,Other time to you as a mother!

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